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Wednesday, 16 July 2025

Pour The Macallan On My Grave

I remember from a long time ago, a series of small announcements in the Personal Columns of national daily newspapers. They were subtle understated advertisements for a brand of Scotch whisky. I think there were several different ones, but I now recall only this: 

The Will said to: 
“Pour The Macallan on my grave
To ease my dead soul’s thirst
So I poured the Macallan on the grave 
But through my kidneys first.” 

That is all it said. I can now find no record of these ads, which seems unusual considering the nature of the internet.

4 comments:

  1. Seems that Macallan have a reputation in the advertising industry for quirky ideas that push the boundaries. This approach boosted their sales and noteworthiness very significantly in past decades.

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  2. Some things have to pass through the kidneys of a mammal before being consumed by humans. Fly agaric is said to be fed to reindeer and the resultant urine drunk for its hallucinogenic effects.

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  3. You have prompted me to go on a search but, as you say, it is difficult to find any of those ads now. I did find this article, however, which I found amusing..
    https://scotchwhisky.com/magazine/features/23128/the-ads-that-made-macallan/

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