New month old post: first posted 1st October, 2018
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Haeckel’s 1874 drawing of stages of development in the embryos of fish, salamander, turtle, chick, pig, calf, rabbit and human. |
Professor Clarke glowed with assured elegance. It was not only the beauty of his layout and lettering, it was his whole demeanour. With just the right proportion of wrist and cuff beyond suit sleeve, he grasped the chalk delicately between forefinger and thumb, and proceeded through the lecture with scholarly sophistication. What a privilege to be taught by someone whose work was so well-known and highly regarded throughout the world. We were rather in awe of him.
He was talking about pre-natal and neo-natal human development: physical and mental growth before and around birth. He concluded with a short quotation. None of us quite caught it, but we felt too stupid to ask. He said something like: “Antigen capital file genre.”
In those days, students weren’t given all the slides and notes on the internet to learn and parrot back in examinations. We used to read around lectures. We went to the library and made notes from text books and academic journals. We even owned quite a lot of expensive text books ourselves. So before long I worked out that what he had actually said was: “Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.” Furthermore, I understood what it meant: a chunk of lecture succinctly summarised in three words.
The point is, as became clear when we later learned about how we acquire the power of speech and language, if we don’t understand something, if we cannot make sense of how the words fit together, we find it difficult to say. Think of the novelty song Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddle lamzy divey.
Twenty-five years later, the children were laughing.
“I bet you can’t say “Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppercorns,” said my wife, and recited the full verse, faultlessly. She followed it with “She sells sea shells …” as an encore.
“The British soldiers’ shoulders,” I added, not to be outdone. “The Leith police dismisseth us,” and then out of nowhere, “ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.”
Within a few days, our eight-year-old son had got it. “Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny” he would tell anyone who would listen. At school, he was in Mr. Price’s class.
“Hello Mr. Price,” he said. “Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.”
“Aunty Jenny was late for what?” queried Mr. Price.
“It means when a baby grows in its mummy’s tummy, it starts off like a little tadpole, and then looks like a little frog, and then like a little bird, and then a little horse, and then a little monkey, and then a little baby.”
That guy is now a solicitor.
What a pity that Meckel and Serres’ theory of embryological parallelism, perfectly encapsulated in Ernst Haeckel’s catchy phrase, illustrated by his somewhat dishonest drawing and so urbanely recapitulated by Professor Clarke, has been discredited as biological mythology.
It's rather an attractive theory. What a pity it no longer holds good.
ReplyDeleteI think we realised at the time it was a dodgy theory.
DeleteAh, that old embryological parallelism issue again.....
ReplyDeleteYes.
DeleteI remember my brother saying that, and wondering what it meant. Not sure he knew.
ReplyDeleteI bet he did.
DeleteSay what?!?
ReplyDeleteJust needs a bit of practice that's all.
DeleteI did laugh out loud when I read..."That guy is now a solicitor." Of course he is!
ReplyDeleteNot much need for embryological parallelism in the law, though.
DeleteI have never come across the sentence. Goes to show how unsophisticated my school was.
ReplyDeleteIt was specialist university undergraduate level.
DeleteTongue twisters - try saying those while also doing alternating co-ordination tricks.
ReplyDeleteCan you?
DeleteIsn't language wonderful ;)
ReplyDeleteSometimes.
DeleteI have nominated "Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny" for an award in the "obscurity and complexity" section of this year's Blogpost Title Awards sponsored by H.Potter and Son Ltd - manufacturers of quality pork scratchings.
ReplyDeleteShould be no problem to an English teacher.
DeleteIf I ever heard about this, I forgot that I had heard about it. Led me down a serious rabbit hole. Quite honestly, it sounds crazy. I am amazed that it was ever taken seriously.
ReplyDeleteI've encountered all kinds of theories that in retrospect are clearly wrong, but seem plausible at the time. Science advances by being shown wrong rather than right.
Deleteand all i could think along the lines of a tongue twister was.... "Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead!" I'll never amount to anything, will i?
ReplyDeleteNever heard that one before.
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