New Month Old Post: first posted 30th October, 2016.
A song for dads to sing to their children.
What a super singalong on BBC Four on Friday!
It Started with a Kiss, or rather for us with a bottle of Chilean Shiraz. It was followed by a fabulous edition of
Top Of The Pops 1982, from 15th July. After several weeks of watching the constipated faces of Brian Ferry and Martin Fry (get the look!), it was great to have some good tunes for a change. Following Errol and Hot Chocolate came Dexy’s
Come On Eileen, the perennial Cliff Richard, David Essex’s
Night Clubbing, and Irene Cara’s
Fame (although I have never understood the line in that song about qualifying for a pilots licence).
Later, there was a concert with the then (in 2016) 83-year-old Petula Clark who has brought out a new LP. Goodness, she is even more perennial than Cliff Richard. My great-grandfather used to like her and he died in 1960. Her voice is a bit thin now, but the music and band were superb. She kept us waiting for her ultimate singalong song but it duly arrived near the end. I then blotted my copybook by reprising my own lyrics from when the children were little. They went something like this.
When you’re in bed and Mummy’s snoring beside you
You can always go, downstairs
When you are cold and Mummy’s got all the duvet
There’s a place I know, downstairs
You can lie down on the settee, and have it all to yourself,
Choose some bedtime reading from the books upon the bookshelf
How can you lose?
It’s warmer and quieter there
You can forget all the snoring, no need to stay there
Just go downstairs
Sleeping on the settee, downstairs
Sleeping so peacefully, downstairs
Everything’s waiting for you.
When you’re in bed and Mummy’s been eating garlic
There’s a place to go, downstairs
Onions and curry, chilli, tikka masala
Seems to help I know, downstairs
You can open all the windows and the air is clear and nice
Fill your lungs with freshness that’s free of herbs and spice
How can you lose?
The night is much cleaner there
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares
And go downstairs
Have a weak cup of tea, downstairs
Crackers or toast for me, downstairs
Everything’s waiting for you.
I was lucky not to have to sleep downstairs.