A leading supermarket is to launch a new loyalty badge scheme inspired by the post Be Prepared in Tasker Dunham’s Yorkshire Memories, which describes how Wolf Cub proficiency badges promote strong feelings of achievement and loyalty. With this in mind, Tosco are to launch a similar scheme for customers.
Customers will be able to earn discounts by collecting shopping bag badges and car window stickers. Products bought throughout the duration of the scheme will be grouped into categories, such as fruit and vegetables, pet food and alcoholic drinks. Once a qualifying amount has been spent in a particular category, customers will be awarded a proficiency badge to show they have earned a 1% discount on all future purchases within that category. Spending twice the qualifying amount earns a 2% discount, and so on, up to 10% until the scheme ends. Customers who purchase a full range of products will therefore be able to earn a whopping 10% discount on the whole of their weekly shop.
One unique aspect of this innovative scheme is the collection of proficiency badges to display on shopping bags and in car windows. As in the Wolf Cubs scheme, badges will be colour-coded according to whether they reflect character, skills, service to others or health. Here are some of the badges that will be available:
Blue Badges for Character
Customers will be able to show they possess depth of character through blue badges earned when they buy meat and poultry, tobacco products, and beers, wines and spirits.
Yellow Badges for Skills
Customers who buy tools and maintenance products, cookware, kitchen equipment and materials for household cleaning and laundry will be able to display their accomplishments on yellow badges.
Red Badges for Service to Others
Caring red badges will be awarded to customers who buy baby care products such as formula milk and disposable nappies, and also to those who buy pet care and first aid items.
Green Badges for Healthy Lifestyle
Healthy green badges will be awarded to buyers of fresh fruit and vegetables, wholesome food supplements, vitamin pills, over-the-counter medicines, denture fixative and incontinence pads.
Just as in the Wolf Cubs scheme, the Tosco scheme will also allow customers to qualify for glitzy silver stars to fix to the front of their cars and shopping trolleys. For the first star, customers will have to show they can successfully carry out a set of difficult tasks, including steering a loaded shopping trolley safely through a crowded supermarket while collecting a list of fifteen specified items in less than fifteen minutes, using an automated self-service checkout, packing items efficiently into bags, learning Tosco slogans by heart (e.g. Every Little Helps) and executing the Tosco two-fingered salute.
Now this makes me laugh.
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DeleteThanks for the laugh today. Gigi
ReplyDeletePleased you like it.
DeleteThis is hilarious and so welcome! Thanks so much for rerunning it.
ReplyDeleteI remember I enjoyed putting together the images.
DeleteMay you never lose your sense of humour.
ReplyDeleteIt has got me into trouble from time to time.
DeleteVery good!
ReplyDeleteI read this in all seriousness and then the penny dropped. (Bit slow at the moment!)
I'm like that all the time.
DeleteI don't think I would be able to qualify for any of those silver stars.
ReplyDeleteI could probably manage the 2-fingered salute.
DeleteFunny!... But underneath it all, I detect a certain disdain for supermarket loyalty schemes. I can understand being loyal to a county, a country, a family or a football team but why the hell should we be loyal to a bloody supermarket chain? Just keep the prices low for all shoppers and do not discriminate or pretend that you are doing us a favour.
ReplyDeleteIn general, yes, but we do use the Nectar Points which mount up quickly and can be spent at Argos.
DeleteThank you for a bit of humor in an otherwise grey, depressing day.
ReplyDeleteWishing you & yours a pleasant and relaxing weekend.
Thank you. After the last one it is much needed.
DeleteIt is nice to begin my Sunday morning with a good laugh.
ReplyDeletePleased you enjoyed it.
DeleteThis was fun.
ReplyDeleteI bet you would have the full set.
DeleteNo keeping tracking out shopping habits then and annoying the h*** out of me by suggesting that if I bought X I'd be wanting to buy Y - because other people did...??? Good laugh was had by all. We disdain being sampled for marketing purposes.
ReplyDeleteThey all do it, unfortunately.
DeleteMade me giggle. Loved the vegetarian one!
ReplyDeleteThat is the first I would get according to my wife.
DeleteThose reward badges are very funny perhaps we should have customer ones as well. Not for the poor assistants but for the supermarkets themselves.
ReplyDeleteI am trying to imagine them.
Deletei deffo qualify for a few of those!! very amusing....
ReplyDeleteSo do I.
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